Sweet SMS

A man has 2 parrots,

Aik din ik Totay ne doosry ki Chumi lay li.,

Us Aadmi ne saza k toar par Totay ki Tind kar di,

Kuch din bad usi Aadmi k ghar MEHFIL_e_NAAT thi,

To us Aadmi ne Totay ko Welcome k liay Darwazy pah bitha dia,

Kuch dair bad us Aadmi ne Aa k dekha sab andar Aa gaey hain,

Lekin Ganjay Aadmi bahir hain,

To us Aadmi ne Totay ko kaha k inhain kion nhi andar anay dia,

Tota Bola:
“lainyian CHUMIYAN,TAY AANA MEHFILAN TAY”

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Agr koi apko dopeher 3 bje kahe
“GUD NIGHT”
ya shaam ko kahe
“GUD MORNING”
ya raat ko 3 bje kahe
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
to samhaj len k wo Wapda k zulm ka shikar hy
Bjli ne unka dimagh kharab kr dia hy.
Asay logon k leay dua keren
“ALLAH unhe sabr de
AAMEEN
Meri taraf se apko boht boht
EID MUBARAK..

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K.G V/ 12th

K.G: Pencil, Rubber,
Sharpner, Scale, Daily
Le Jaty Thay
…12th: Ek Pen B Duusri
Class Se Maange Jaty
Thay

K.G: Class Mein Entr
Hony Se Pehly Ma’am
May I Come In Bolty
Thay
12th: Bina Bataye Hi
Pura Period Bun Krty
Thay

K.G: Bag Mein Har
Sbject Ki Book & Copy
Rakhty Thay
12th: Har Snject Ki Ek
Hi Copy Banate Thay

K.G: Class Test Mein Star
Milta Tha
12th: Full Moon Hii
Naseeb Hota Tha .. =P ;->

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Pessenger :

Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?

Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
;P

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Dedicated To My
PAKKAY PAKKAY FRNDZ

Tum Kisi Aur K
Liye Ho Ge
…Samandar-E-Ishq
Aey Dost !

Mere Liye Tou Tum
KAMINEY Thay KAMINEY
Ho, Aur KAMINEY Hii
Raho Ge … ;->

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TID: 0608215250114644.
You Have Recharged
Rs.250.
The Deduction Of
VAT 25%
…Zardari Tax 15%
Benazir Income
Support 10%
Wapda Tax 20%
GST 17%
Government Supported
Fund 13%
Neew Balance:
Rs. 0.00
Expiry Date:
09/11/2010 =S =D

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Agar Ap K Pas Belt Na Ho Aur Pent Dheeli Ho To Usay Grnay Say Bachanay Ka Sb Say Asan Tariqa Hai K

Pent K Uper Underwear Pehan Lo

William Superman.. ;->

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Ek Sardar Badi Buri Haalat Me Ghar Aaya.
Sab Ne Puchha “Kya Hua ?”

Sardar : Mandi Me Anaaj Bech Raha Tha, “Gehoon-Le-Lo”
Unho Ne Samjha, “Gay-Hon-Le-Lo”
=P ;->

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Best Way Of Removing Tension

Is Not Saying.

“All Is Well”

Just Sit In A Corner

Close Your Eyes

And Say..

“Bhar Main Jaaye”

“Bhar Main Jaaye”

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Jawanon K Liye Ehem Nasihatein

1) Khud Ko Mobile Mai Itna Na Mashghool Rakho K Samne Se Koi Lush Push Bachi Guzar Jaye Or Tumhe Pata Bhi Na Chale.

2) Bike Ho Ya Car, Kabhi Ye Mat Socho K Ye Jahaz Hai, Balke Ye Samjho K Ye To Rocket Hai.

3)Koshish Karo K Apne Hum-Umro Se Bad-Zabani
Na Karo,
Direct Sir Phar Do Kaminay Ka.

4) Taaleem Har Kisi Ka Haq Hai, Zyada Parh K Kahin Aisa Na Ho K Tum Kisi Ka Haq Mar Lo.

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